You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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