So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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