i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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