I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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