ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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