this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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