His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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