Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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