Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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