How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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