Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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