around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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