Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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