I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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