Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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