what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Randomize
