Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Soap is not a condiment
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we're making bets on your personal life
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
