have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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