The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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