that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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