gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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