I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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