I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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