Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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