ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I have aggressive nipples.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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