so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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