I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
