he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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