there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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