You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it was like eating out sand paper
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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