I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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