I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
