If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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