And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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