Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I did not marry a roomba.
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