just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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