PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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