You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm at about main and main street
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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