Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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