He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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