id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You may now shotgun with the bride
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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