We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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