That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fuck appropriateness.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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