fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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