even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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