Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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