he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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