I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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