lets start a swedish sibling band together
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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