Your tits are I can't wait for
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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