i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i dont even know how to be here
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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