and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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